We're back with a show that almost ruined Kelly's entire week: Arrested Development. This show has everything; freaks, losers, sociopaths, and TWO LUCILLES. Listen to who gets the worst character (Gob) on the quiz. Have a show sugg...

Apples apples apples. If you didn't watch Castle then you're going to have to listen to this episode to understand the whole "apples" bit. Kelly hasn't watched this show but legally she's watched this show. Phil understands Chipotle manners. Je...

TW for brief mention of suicide and diet talk. Okay onto the fun stuff! This is our first full butt show. huge! like milo's dump truck! This show is for all the horny moms and horny Kelly's out there - time to get that sweet Peacoc...

Kelly has declared this our most boring episode yet. Did Allison Brie ever do a Notes App apology for her role in this show? Did I spell "Allison" correctly? Did you know she's married to a Franco? Lots to think about. Even if you think this ep...

Hope you're ready for smooth brain hours - this episode is absolutely chock full of nothing! It may be either boring or genius (we may be the next Larry David?) It may the perfect length and thus allowed to be boring because you're just so grat...

Well folks, it's official - Elon's check cleared and he owns Twitter. Will you be staying to see what he does with the place? Tweet at us and let us know! As per usual, we delve into a history lesson that we are not qualified to teach. Also, is...

Sorry to spill the beans but you've never eaten a Quizno's sub because they literally do not even exist. However, if you think you or a loved one have experienced a Quizno's, please GOD let us know (bonus if the Quizno's in question "burned dow...

It doesn't matter which show came first: Game of Thrones is just old, European Succession. Kendall Roy is Bran, feel old yet? We talk about all the incest you could hope and dream for! Actuall dream for more? Then fight us in our email inbox at...

It's 2022 and Jeb Bush is president. And that's cannon! At least podcast cannon. Listen as we drag Carrie through the mud and actively despise Big. Do you think Phil is a Charlotte or Carrie? We have opinions!! Let us know who the heaven and he...

That's right folks, we all must have our highs and lows. This is it: the floor. If you can't handle us at our Scrubs then you don't deserve us at our Literally Any Other Episode. We talk a lot about a relationship that doesn't exist anymore (RI...

Heads up, we talk a lot about puke in the beginning of this episode. It's a part of our story! This is the movie theater episode in that we talk about movie theaters but also this episode is the length of a feature length film. Who knew there w...

Are you a David or Goliath or Rachel or Ross? Were you born to doctor parents or were you born with a Southern Accent? ANSWER HONESTLY OR JEFF PROBST WILL END YOU. If you want to go on Survivor, contact Jennifer and she will direct + edit your ...

All tattoos should have meaning and that's why you need to design a prison and get that replicated on your body ASAP! Kelly, Phil, and Jennifer discuss Prison Break but also discuss flute playing and literature to show that they are highbrow. W...

Weewoo weewoo we recorded this BEFORE the Russian invasion of Ukraine, so Phil’s already bad facetious takes about Putin ARE even worse now. But we left them in to be raw and real and stand alongside our fellow host.Frasier Crane is a c...

Real Quick TW: After we give our predictions, we briefly mention a character's suicide.This show is a feminist slay in that a, you guessed it, woman becomes president?? Even better, women are evil in this show! Shonda, you genius! This ...

If you love blood, gore, and weird sibling sexual tension, then baby, Dexter is the show for you! While we don't know what his exact affliction is (psychopath versus sociopath versus just regular murderer with Robin Hood complex) we do know tha...

Phil tried and failed to watch this show so many times but I guess it was just """"too popular???"""" Jennifer and Kelly keep it basic and down-to-earth, absolutely adoring this show that arguably has too many Emmy's. This episode is sponsored ...

Sorry, folks! We randomly didn't do a quiz for this episode. I guess we were too distracted by how good Atypical is. That's right, all three of us have seen this whole show. We know, we know: eff the middle part. Unfortunately, we are hypocrite...

Are there noticeable volume differences among the three audios? Sure. But this is a space for learning the ropes of podcasting and all things audio. Thank you for taking the journey with us. Speaking of journeys, journey to heaven (or hell) wit...

Let's address the elephant in the room: this episode is a long one. But honey, it's all killer, no filler! If you disagree, send us the timestamps of what you would have cut out. Seriously. Do it. These cuts can be sent to botepod@gmail.com. XO...

Did we have to look up the intro on YouTube to know the order of the elements for the episode title? Maybe! Mind your business! We talk everything from flying bison to... flying bison. Cannot get enough Appa content. What nation do you think yo...

Hi welcome to hell, can I get y'all started with a round of water? This week Kelly, Phil, and Jennifer make a deal with the devil but we. do. not. visit. Georgia. Neither country nor state. This episode is a long one but it's worth it when you ...

Have you ever had a rude doctor who's only specialty is telling you that something is wrong with your brain/body/personality? Well then you haven't been a patient of Mr. Dr. House! Listen as we talk about cousins who aren't actually cousins and...

It's not Twilight, but it is the next best thing. Listen in as Kelly, Phil, and Jennifer try and understand how hell fire works. This is probably our holiest episode yet, praise be! If you've ever participated in any reddit Vampire Diaries chat...

Clear Eyes, Clear Lies. Welcome to our new and hopefully improved audio. This week, we discuss the Texas Telenovela known as Friday Night Lights. Do you love football? Doesn't matter, because this show has drama and love and driving under the i...